Thanks for your patience...

I used to go around with my trusty Polaroid and tell people that I take wedding photographs in the most sincere voice with appropriate facial expression and pretty soon that led to people actually asking me to take pictures of their weddings and that led me to composing a photo shoot for QKT's band that one day in that impossibly small gardenshed with all of their equipment crammed in and that led to some pretty great pics and then I find out they used it for their last album/CD cover and never gave me credit for taking the picture...that burned me up...sigh...but I did sorta get back at him with that fake email letter of copyright infringement I sent to their bands email address (oops, by mistake, haha that Freddy taught me how to do in Hollywood) like it was from an attorney to me...justice was served. Although I would have just liked the damn credit. Bastards. I'm going to go out and see how their band is doing now.

Okay, so you need to know what I'm discovering...after months of sitting in 24 hour numb, dumb and mute state in front of the television watching every Reality show in existence I'm now switching my obsessive compulsive actions to the internet thanks to StumbleOpen and what a plethora of wealth I'm finding...do yourself a favor and check out some of the sites I've listed and then just note what I've said about the other things in-between the quotations and trust that in a little while I'll learn how to embed the links in here for you to see those as well.

Before I forget what a scandal it would be blogwise if I discovered Tavis actually watches The Hills...okay that's only funny to me but let me leave it in here to get back to you when I learn how to show you her site and an episode of The Hills. I never felt so inadequate as a 12-year old until I stumbled across her site last night and all the tiny fashion whores that report daily from the frontlines of their homes and take pics of what they are wearing to school and what they've seen from the latest designers coming out of W magazine...who would have imagined this world when I was a kid...yikes..I am slightly depressed/impressed.

Okay, less is more I know that's what I learned in all my screenwriting courses..don't forget to remind me to tell you about 6 degrees of separation and how I think I've figured out I'm only 2 degrees from most people, I'll try and make a flow chart of it...just remind me okay?

Here's the "do yourself a favor" and check it out stuff I'd like to present for your eyesite pleasure and brain food, which is important, fasten your seatbelts...rehdogg.com, Patches the horse, Pinky the cat, Charley, the guys from The SQQL Dance Club in Texas on Pot Farm Bust, Grand Canyon picture obsession, pictures of crack dealers taken with cellphones -just a funny idea that came to me this morning in my overloaded state, continue..you are the 999,999th winner..wasn't your the 1st good enough? My cats a douchebag.

My find my friends for me contest that I'd like to sponsor on my blog post whenever I get around to learning how to create one or perhaps, wishlist here..finding someone who might be able to help me create a crisp badass blog page?...any takers just email me okay?

Take the dumb test banners, as I've ranted before but just discovered an even more amazing Nigerian scam letter..remind me to try and see if my new web friend will let me copy the one she received on her blog the other day...I'm getting tired of even remotely trying to puncuate correctly because I'm more creative when I freewrite as I posted once before (thanks for your responses to my freewrite question, it's a shame you guys wanted them marked as private, the few I got were gems I tell you..

Onward sorry for the stray ramblings, remind me to link you to the YouTube of the social experiment done by the Washington Post in which Joshua Green (incredible violinist) plays on a 3.2 million dollar violin in a subway station and he only had 6 people put money in his case...cudos or Kudos whatever to the one woman that did recognize him...

Please don't rip this page. Whew..that's it for now..thanks for your time...please don't be overly critical as I'm just learning about this whole blog world. Thank you in advance for any comments.